Shiver My Timbers

from Muppet Treasure Island

Pirates:
Shiver my timbers, shiver my soul
Yo ho heave ho
There are men whose hearts are as black as coal
Yo ho heave ho

Inkspots:
And they sailed their ship cross the ocean blue
A blood-thirsty captain and a cut-throat crew

Alligators:
It's as dark a tale as was ever told
Of the lust for treasure and the love of gold

Pirates:
Shiver my timbers, shiver my sides
Yo ho heave ho
There are hungers as strong as the wind and tides
Yo ho heave ho

Possums:
And those buccaneers drowned their sins in rum

Monkey:
The devil himself would have to call them scum

Crabs:
Every man aboard would have killed his mate
For a bag of guineas or a piece of eight

Alligators:
A piece of eight

Octopus:
A piece of eight

Mosquitos:
Five, six, seven, eight

Stone Faces:
Hulla wacka ulla wacka something not right
Many wicked icky things gonna happen tonight
Hulla wacka ulla wacka sailor man beware

Crabs:
When de money in the ground dere's murder in de air

Totems:
Murder in de air

Stone Faces:
One more time now

Pirates:
Shiver my timbers, shiver my bones
Yo ho heave ho
There are secrets that sleep with old Davy Jones
Yo ho heave ho

Snakes:
When the mainsail's set and the anchor's weighed
There's no turning back from any course that's laid

Skulls:
And when greed and villainy sail the sea
You can bet your boots there'll be treachery

Pirates:
Shiver my timbers, shiver my sails
Dead men tell no tales