You Might Be A Punk If...

Well everyone does not know if they are punk or not so to help them out we created this list...

You Might Be A Punk If...

• you think that a mohawk is a normal and rather dull haircut
• you refer to purple as your original haircolor cause thats the earliest one you can remember
• you consider beer to be the most nutritios meal you can get in a day
• you think puking is a tolerable way of socializing with your friends
• you tend to be drunk more often than sober
• you can discuss the colours of bootlaces for more than an hour
• you have duct-tape on almost everything
• you actually have woken up with a game of tic-tac-toe tattooed on you leg
• your three year old kid knows the words of "If The Kids Are United" by heart but never heard of "Twinkle Little Star"
• you consider riots to be an uplifting event
    - But the discussions afterwards of why they occured to be utterly boring
• you actually belive that FC St. Pauli is the german national team
• you have more scars and stitches than you have teeth
• you calculate a females sexappeal not by the size of her breasts but by the size of her mohawk
• you calculate a males sexappeal not by the size of his wallet but by the size of his mohawk
• your kid learned how to read from your tattoos
• it is more common that you drink cider than water
• you think the Casualties have sold out if they wear less than 100 studs each on their leather jackets
• you actually thought that "England Belongs To Me" was britans national anthem
• you actually know Sanslös
• you mix up Ultrahuset with your daycarecenter in your childhood memories
• you call a saxophone "that wierd X-Ray Specs instrument"

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